Happy fourth of July.

    Happy 4th everyone. I hope you are all out enjoying the day, celebrating our beautiful country's birthday and not reading this...until later of course. Everything in America is not perfect of course. We are still dealing with some horrible things afflicting our great nation, Like a two front war, a horrible economy, the Gulf oil leak, Rush Limbaugh and Twilight fans.
    Despite these blights to our country we should still take some time today to celebrate being Americans. Pride is an uplifting thing. Pride in out work, our children, our young soldiers, or our country all give us reason puff our chest and feel good for a little while. So go out eat too many hot dogs, drink some crappy beer and ooh and ahh at the fireworks, just don't forget why your celebrating. Cheers to America your not getting older, your getting wiser...we all hope.
     Now that I got that out of the way, what the hell is the fascination with making things go bang. The little morons in my neighborhood will spend the next week setting off fireworks until 2 am and have no real understanding of what the point was in the first place. By little morons I mean grown adults who not only should know better (fireworks are illegal here) but apparently have such low IQs that they can be completely amused by making noise, not unlike most infants.
    If your life is so boring that spending anytime, let alone a week setting off fireworks entertains you than maybe you are in need of a hobby. I suggest something really dangerous. In the mean time get the hell out of my gene pool because no amount of chlorine will help the rest of us while you're wading in the shallow end.
    Have a great weekend people. Please play safe, stay off the road if your having any adult beverages, and be sure to take a few minutes to REALLY think about what your celebrating.

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