Lost In Translation #8

TELL ME THE TRUTH.

Example:
                Parent: How did that lamp get broken? Tell me the Truth.
                 Child: Timmy did it.
                Parent: So your six month old brother crawled from his crib, knocked the lamp from the table with your football and then crawled back into his crib?
                Child:  He's very advanced for age. It speaks well of your child rearing abilities mother.

Parent's Definition: Give me an honest answer.
  Child's Definition:  Quick make something up.
 

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