Lost in Translation #2

I'VE GOT A JOB FOR YOU:
          Example:
                         Parent: Hey Junior, I have a job for you. Don't go anywhere.
                          Child: Ooooh (While rolling eyes)
                         
       Parent's Definition: I have a small task for you to perform. Which I don't think is asking a lot from the person who not only brought you into this world, but pays for your food, clothes, shelter, medical, stereo, cell phone, Xbox, CDs, Ipod, soccer camp....
          Child's Definition: O.M.G. It's like a slave labor camp around here. I'm going to conveniently disappear now.

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