Lost in Translation #7

I DON'T WANT YOU SEEING HIM/HER:

Example:
               Parent: I don't want you seeing that Melissa girl, her and her family are nothing but trouble. Isn't she wanted by homeland security?
                 Child: That was a misunderstanding, she was just holding the explosives for her mother.

Parent's Definition: My child will not date, associate with, talk to or have contact with the person in question.
     Child's Definition: I'm saving every penny I can beg, borrow or steal to buy them an engagement ring.
Child's Definition #2:  Mom, Dad....I'm pregnant.


 

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