Lost in translation #4

BECAUSE I SAID SO.

Example:
               Parent: Go to bed.
                 Child: Why?
               Parent: Because I said so.
                 Child : That's not fair.

Parent's Definition: I don't know why, it's just what I want and I'm the parent damn it.
  Child's Definition: They Don't have a reason they are just mean.

ACTUAL Translation Of above example:
                Parent: Go to bed.
                 Child: Why?
                Parent: Because me and your father want to break out the handcuffs and ball gag and we can't until your ass in bed. Now hurry Momma needs a spankin'.
                  Child: You don't have a reason, you're just mean.

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